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    The 12 Zodiac Signs Sense of Humor

    Aries: Goofy, physical humor comes most naturally. These are some of the top mimics in the Zodiac! But they are also known to be quite witty out of the blue.

    Taurus: Observational humor. They are usually unintentionally hilarious, and can take a step back and laugh at themselves too!

    Gemini: Quick on the uptake, they remember jokes really well and can laugh at just about anything, This sign is most prone to making fun of someone, but not in a mean way, it’s usually because they’re interested.


    How To Show The Different Signs That You Appreciate Them

    This is what the different signs would best appreciate.

    Aries: Write them a heart-felt thank you note or card.

    Taurus: Give them a gift certificate to their favorite coffee shop or shopping store.

    Gemini: Bake them something.

    Leo: Ask them about their day.

    Cancer: Walk them to the bus stop or home from school.

    Virgo: Lend them a hand on something they are working on.

    Libra: Do something nice for them.

    Scorpio: Give them a hug. Yes, it can be that simple.


    The signs ordering pizza

    ARIES would just order the first thing they see and don’t hate. If the delivery takes more than 10 minutes they will scream at people and/or make whale noises

    TAURUS would be patient enough, but will probably say that they want to order something big and cheap

    GEMINI would just order the coolest sounding pizza name

    CANCER would insist on making their own pizza

    LEO won’t mind ordering expensive ones even if they have a freeloader roommate, you know unless that roommate is too pathetically a freeloader


    Things to do with each of the signs before you die

    1.Get into a fight with an Aries. I’m not talking about an over the phone fight, I’m talking a real toe-to-toe, heart pumping showdown. It will most likely be more beneficial to you if they were on your side in the fight, think of like a bar fight or taking on bullies at your school, but fighting them yourself would be just as exhilarating and you would most likely be better friends after the incident than you were before.Aries people are warriors and they like to know their friends can hold their own if something goes down.


    What if we all had mental disorders?

    Aries- Histrionic disorder (pervasive attention-seeking behavior including inappropriate sexual seductiveness and shallow or exaggerated emotions.)

    Taurus- Binge disorder (characterized as going through periods of excessive amounts of eating, rest, sex, drinking, other indulgences, and focusing on physical pleasures to cope with stress)

    Gemini- Multiple personality disorder (Relying on various separate and unaffiliated personalities to protect oneself.)


    Zodiac Signs Best Environment

    Any situation that requires action, courage in the face of fear, competition, and freedom of choice. Aries individuals are better outside being active than staying close to home.

    A secluded home close to nature. Good food is also important. Beauty and comfort are a must.

    Any busy neighborhood, places where people gather to gossip, bookstores, museums.

    Cancer will always be most comfortable at home, close to family, familiar things, and dear friends.


    Capturing the Attention of the Signs

    Aquarius – Bring out the Brain Teasers and get ready for a few rounds of intellectual stimulation with your Aquarian because if there’s a future for you both, intelligence, adventure, challenges and creativity will win their heart for sure.

    Pisces – Grab a big coffee, snuggle up on the couch and get into a deep conversation about spirituality or astrology and if you’ve got problems in your life, even better! Share all the details as Pisces are very attracted to people who need help to solve their personal problems.


    Signs Reaction When Getting A Surprised Exam

    Aquarius - will sit back with a smug look on their face and enjoy the panic of everyone else because an emotional reaction from an Aquarian is something you won’t often see.

    Pisces – will send everyone an “it’s ok email…you will be fine”…just take a big breath and think about the topic and it will all come back to you. I wish I could help you through this!” because Picsces are the friend you can count on to be there for you in any situation.


    How To Love the Signs

    Aries: Give plenty of reassurance even if they act like they don’t need it, make a point to gently pry even if they say they don’t want to talk about it, and always remember there is more sensitivity underneath an Aries than is shown. Encourage their dreams but keep them grounded, take them on adventures, and never take their romantic and chivalrous gestures for granted.


    The Zodiac Signs’ Late to School Reply to teacher

    Aries: “My alarm clock was broken. Yup, it’s old, so it’s broken now. I’ll fix it.”

    Taurus: “I lost a penny, so I had to look for it everywhere!”

    Gemini:“Someone told me there’s no school today. Don’t ask who.”

    Cancer:“My…dog was sick?”

    Leo:“A little kid was bullied so I had to defend him! I had to defend JUSTICE”

    Virgo:“I forgot my math notebook at home so I had to get it…”

    Libra:“Well I’m sick, achoo, but at least I’m still at school”

    Scorpio:“I’m late. Deal with it”