ARIES would just order the first thing they see and don’t hate. If the delivery takes more than 10 minutes they will scream at people and/or make whale noises
TAURUS would be patient enough, but will probably say that they want to order something big and cheap
GEMINI would just order the coolest sounding pizza name
CANCER would insist on making their own pizza
LEO won’t mind ordering expensive ones even if they have a freeloader roommate, you know unless that roommate is too pathetically a freeloader
VIRGO would try to order something more healthy which is hilarious
LIBRA …you guys obviously know where I’m going. Indecisive. Duh.
SCORPIO would just tell them to surprise them, and then complain if they don’t think it’s good
SAGITTARIUS would order pizza with a weird voice to confuse them and probably give out a weird fake name, and then gigglesnort while eating
CAPRICORN would calculate if the price is worth the toppings
AQUARIUS would sometimes try to order the most incredibly, uh… unique pizza. That might have just been another word for what-the-actual-how-do-you-even
PISCES will talk to the guy on the phone as if they were their close friend while ordering pizza
Credit: derpastrology